Script for The End of FiM As We Know Itwe met under a nightmare moon, as the mysterious mare in the moon descended to earth. we all became friends and saved the day from eternal night, reuniting our princess with her long lost sister. together with twilight sparkle, mother faust showed us that, as corny as it may sound, friendship might actually be magical.
and that magic culminated in the best night ever, where we realized that the best laid plans of mice and ponies often go awry, but sometimes for the best. as long as we're together.
we met again to save equestria from the wiles of a chaotic demon. though at first discouraged, we witness Twilight inspiring her friends to hope again, thus bringing about a return of harmony.
we then gathered with a reluctant Twilight to witness the wedding of her (unbeknownst to us) brother with the literal princess of love. of course, this canterlot wedding was a sham, and though Twilight and her friends fought courageously to fend off the evil changelings, in the e
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The pony racial debates have become heated in recent years. So many wayward souls forget about the harmony and amity that should unite us and instead focus on asinine racial questions that engender only discord and enmity. Which race is superior? Why do unicorns tolerate pegasi? Why do earth ponies smell so bad?
Well my little ponies, I am here to elevate this discourse to a Hole Nutha Level. Today, in this video, I will prove to you without a shadow of a doubt that earth ponies are not only the most inferior of all pony races, but they are also complete and utter shit.
Wait! Before y’all rear up and try to buck me in the head, hear me out, please? I think you’ll find my argument quite persuasive.
As portrayed in the Season 2 episode Hearth’s Warming Eve and in the book Journal of the Two Sisters by Amy Keating Rogers, each race is imbued with its own particular magic. Earth ponies have an innate ability to grow things, pegasi can fly and control the weather, and unicorns are the literal embodiment of magic, the pinnacle of pony perfection personified, elite and elegant hornéd equines, magnificent- OK, you get the idea.
So unicorns are obviously amazing, and I guess pegasi are okay too, I mean being able to fly has its advantages, I suppose. So what makes earth ponies so superior at rape culture, along with the cultivation of other crops?
It was this question, once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered, weak and weary. Then, Eureka! As an idea materialized in my tiny simian derivative brain, a choir of angelic unicorns rang through my head, informing me that, lo!, I had discovered an Eternal Truth. What makes earth ponies so special is quite simple: Their shit. That’s right, their fetid fecund feces! Of course! Why hadn’t it occurred to me sooner?
For thousands of years here on Earth we’ve used manure, most typically bovine, to fertilize our crops. It only makes sense that the horses themselves would’ve tried fertilization with their own dookie, and perhaps Earth pony dung is just the best there is.
I deliberated internally after this realization hit me while continuing to watch the aforementioned Hearth’s Warming Eve episode. Then I saw it: Chancellor Puddinghead. I-is that pudding on her head or is that pudding on her head?! Holy crap, it’s shit! HORSELUMINATTI CONFIRMED!!!
Oh, hello everypony, Corpulent Brony here! Today I'm going to show all of you socially inept brony loser- I mean, all you beautiful wonderful people how to properly and professionally wrap a gift.Shot of me dressed up and speaking all hoitey toitey with large roll of money.
In order to wrap a present you must first acquire one.
Some of the more prosperous like to buy their gifts,
others with more talent make gifts.Shot of me trying and failing miserably to make something
I prefer giving things I own away, it's super classy and is a great way to recycle those items that you no longer really want.Go through junk drawer or something, muttering to myself, "where that thing be at, I just know she'll love it, bitches love pieces of sh-"
When selecting a gift, don't worry about whether or not you'll be able to wrap it. I've wrapped all sorts of gifts. Long ones, abnormally shaped ones, even wriggling ones.Show me wrapping cable, wrapping half eaten piece of bread, and wrapping a rat
Once you know what gift to wrap, the next step is to figure out what wrapping paper to use. Make sure it's adequate to the reason for wrapping, whether holiday, birthday, or some other occasion. And always ensure it's covered in ponies.Show me selecting from various rolls of pony wrapping paper, deep in thought
Now, you're also gonna need some tape. Them rich folks like to use scotch tape, but you can also use duct tape or electrical tape or really anything else you may have lying around.Show different tapes, would like to find the pony duct tape Maybe also throw in the BD lube, "Oops, how'd that get in here?"
The secret to wrapping a gift and making it look amazing is to not be afraid to use too much tape. Really there is no such thing.Wrapped gift is covered in tape, multiple kinds
The final step is upon us, intrepid adventurer! Now you must find a worthy recipient to receive your professionally wrapped gift.Show me handing gift to marefriend, "oh hey, I got you something, sugar cube"
And that's how you wrap a present. Join me next time as we look into possible cures for black eyes. So long eery pony.End video maybe in front of TV with fire Blu-ray playing, showing a crackling blaze. Über classy