How To Wrap a Present Corpulently - Script

Oh, hello everypony, Corpulent Brony here! Today I'm going to show all of you socially inept brony loser- I mean, all you beautiful wonderful people how to properly and professionally wrap a gift.

In order to wrap a present you must first acquire one.

Some of the more prosperous like to buy their gifts,

others with more talent make gifts.

I prefer giving things I own away, it's super classy and is a great way to recycle those items that you no longer really want.

When selecting a gift, don't worry about whether or not you'll be able to wrap it. I've wrapped all sorts of gifts. Long ones, abnormally shaped ones, even wriggling ones.

Once you know what gift to wrap, the next step is to figure out what wrapping paper to use. Make sure it's adequate to the reason for wrapping, whether holiday, birthday, or some other occasion. And always ensure it's covered in ponies.

Now, you're also gonna need some tape. Them rich folks like to use scotch tape, but you can also use duct tape or electrical tape or really anything else you may have lying around.

The secret to wrapping a gift and making it look amazing is to not be afraid to use too much tape. Really there is no such thing.

The final step is upon us, intrepid adventurer! Now you must find a worthy recipient to receive your professionally wrapped gift.

And that's how you wrap a present. Join me next time as we look into possible cures for black eyes. So long eery pony.